Coco is in big trouble. she is grounded for the rest of her life. She is number one on my Shit List.
We made the mistake of locking her out of our bedroom last night. she must have been insulted by this. Dan woke up around 2am to a noise....
She had done the following:
pooped in the family room.
got into the recycling.
taken items from the recycling and shred them in varies places around the house. a milk carton here. a shredded butter carton there. tiny chucks of an egg carton everywhere.
got into the pantry. pulled out a bag of cookies and a bag of flour.
took a BAG OF FLOUR onto the couch (yes, the new couch) and dumped it out. an entire bag of flour. don't worry, it gets better.
ripped apart a cushion from new couch. as in ripped apart the inside. as in pieces of foam from my favorite piece of furniture all over the house. and flour EVERYWHERE.
needless to say.....Coco slept outside the rest of the night. and i am never talking to her again.
here is just a tiny glimpse of the destruction: