Wednesday, April 16, 2008

i want my own club card

so i went to safeway. i never go to safeway. they have all these club card prices. i have no club card. so the checker rings me up and asks for my number. i give her every number i know. my parents. no. my friend in missoula. no. my old number that i think had a club card. no. my dad's cell phone. no. my husbands. yes. i tell the woman that i will just have to remember to use my husband's phone number next time. i saved $1.29. she looks at the reciept....."have a nice day Ms. . . ........." and she gives me this look. the club card is in his ex girlfriends name.

ew.

1 comment:

Caralee said...

Thanks for writing this.