guy making my latte: how are you doing today?
me: good.....they are hanging holiday wreathes on all the light posts outside...you know what that means....
guy (fake yawns): boring...i find christmas so dull. i prefer thanksgiving.
me: really? have you tried the stolen bread from here? it is amazing.
guy (with smug face): yes. i used to live in germany. i've had stolen.
me: i just think the holiday is very exciting, if nothing else, for all the delicious food associated with it....i mean....why else would you like thanksgiving?
guy: i like the meaning behind it
me (with shocked face): really?
guy: i think it is important to be thankful for things.
me: oh, i thought you meant the raping and pillaging and....
guy (with fake smile) interupts me: have a nice day!